Open! Open!
Why are you rushing to Biology?
Afraid all the good frogs will be taken?
I don't want to run into Agnes.We were buddied up on a field trip to the Planetarium
and she wouldn't let go of my hand all day! I mean, you look at Saturn's rings once with
a girl and she thinks you're engaged!
Don't sweat it.Agnes's locker is at the other end of the school.
Oh, hey Agnes.
That's not funny. Why,oh,why was I cursed with these devastatingly good looks?
Imagine how hard it is to be the handsome twin.
Hey Agnes.
I'm not falling for that again.
Hi Cody!
Hey Agnes, Cody was just talking about you!
You were talking about me?
Yes! I mean no! I mean , gotta go!
Wait!
Look what I did in Art class.See,it's you and me on Saturn's Rings.
Wow. That is so...
Weird.
But I worked really hard on it.
Yes and it shows.
I knew you'd apprecate it.Wait till you see the one of us on top of our wedding cake.
Where'd he go?
I'm not telling you!
Five bucks.
Biology.
The Suite Life of Zack and Cody S1E24 Crushed
The coast is empty.
Ok.
Here Scamp!
Aww, what a cute doggie! Does he know any tricks?
Tons.Oh, here's his best one.
Mr. Moseby's coming, hide!
Ooh, I know that one too! But he always finds me.
Stop licking me it's disgusting! And it tickles.
Ok,so he gets hide and lick confused.
Now Madeline,we have strict rules about dogs in this hotel.
But Ivanna gets to come in.
She's a Tipton.
But my house is being fumigated and Scamp had nowhere to go!
Please?! Look at his wittle face.
Very well.But I don't want my rugs soiled.And goes for all of you.
Scamp wanna play with Ivana.
Ah,who let that mutt in?
That mutt happens to be my dog.
Well may not surprised, it's probably cover with fleas.
I don't have fleas.Well ok maybe one but he's only here on weekends.
Funny and cutie,why haven't we met before ,darling?
We travel in different circles. Oh watch!
No offence but your dog is an idiot.
Relax, we ditched her. There's no way Agnes can climb a 40 foot fence.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
Hi Cody. What took you so long?
Man she's good!
Hi Agnes.
Cody, your little girlfriend is so sweet.
My girlfriend?!
Oh I get it.Ok,your friend that just happens to be a girl.
Boys.
They're so silly.
So, Agnes tells me you guys have a date tomorrow.
We don't have a date.
Oh,ok I'm sorry,I'm sorry what do you call it when one 'friend'
goes out to dinner with another 'friend'?
Creepy beyond belief.
Zack, don't be jealous of your brother you'll have a special friend some day too.
Yeah but hopefully my friend won't be from planet 'whoo'.
Well, thanks for stopping by got go do my homework,cya!
That's ok, Codalicious I have to go pick out a dress for our date.
Thanks for the tea, Miss. Martin.
What a sweety.She's a keeper.
Yeah, in the basement.
Mom,I don't like Agnes as a girlfriend,I'm just the only one in school who wasn't mean to her.
I'm sorry, I misunderstood. But you are so sweet.
Ya' I know and I hate that about me.
Well,I like it about you. And obviously Agnes does too.
Maybe you should give her a chance.
That would be the right thing to do,young Cody.
Mom, I don't want to end up like Johnny Melmick.The boy Agnes liked last year.
What happened to him?
He disappeared.
He moved to Arizona.
That's the official story.
Now, now, I'm sure you're just being a little paranoid.
Codalicious.
Oh,this is so romantic.
Do you like it when I feed you?
Yes.Although I could feed myself if you untie me.
But if I untied you,you may try to run away again.
No I wouldn't.And it's not just because you nailed my feet to the floor
which by the way it's taking some of the enjoyment out of these tasty mac and cheese.
Let me pull those nails right out.
Aaaaaaah!!!
Man, I just had the scariest dream in the history of scary dreams.
What was it about,honey?
Aaaaah!!!
Hey guys.
How did she get in here?
I let her in.
Why?
Kicks.By the way,you better get dressed, your wedding is in ten minutes.
Whoaw whoaw whoaw , wedding?
Hi hubby wubby.
Told you it would all work out.
Aaaaaaah!!!
Man, I've been watching you scream for ten minutes.
Why didn't you wake me?
There was nothing on tv.
Well, I'm glad you're having fun. I was having a nightmare about Agnes.
How am I gonna get rid of her?
Maybe she'll have a lousy time on your date.
After all, you are boring as a stick.
Actually, worse.You can play with a stick.
Thanks for trying to cheer me up but I'm a goner.
Nothing I do bothers her.
That's because you're too nice.Do somethin' to gross her out.
Sneeze on her,pick some eye boogers, braid your nose hair.
Eww! That's gross!
That's the point!Come on, I'm giving you gold here.
I can't do it. Being gross is your specialty.
Wait a minute.
Why don't you go out on the date, pretend to be me and gross her out?
What do I get out of it?
I'll do all your homework for the next month?
Through college.
High school.Face it, you'll never make it to college.
Good point. Deal.
Oh, Miss Tipton.
I see by my seating chart you are dining with royalty tonight.
Oh, if I may say so, bravo for you.
Lord Corcoran is Ivana's date.
Oh.
I...oh!
Oh, I-I see I'll be serving dogs tonight.
In which case...bravo for me!
Snookums, say hi to Lord Corcoran.
How do you do?
Fabulous,I just won the English Kennel club's best in show.
Who came in second place? A cat?
I think they like each other!
You also think 1 and 1 is 4.
Here's your table.
Beautiful evening, isn't it?
Lovely couple.
Ooh, love the collar.
Menus? Ok, I'm losin' my mind.
Excuse me,could you play the violin when my date arrives?
Good idea.Then I'll ride a unicycle and juggle on some bananas.
Could you?
Could this evening get any worse?
Yo,dude.
Apparently, it can.
You'd better warn the tables downwind... I'm feelin' a little gassy.
Cody?
That's my name. Don't wear it out.
Classy place, ah?
You look...different tonight.
No I don't.
Yes you do.
It must be your glasses.Here,let me clean those off for you.
There you go.
Scamp! Scamp!
We have to find him!
Ok, ok, ok . Think like a dog. Think like a dog.
Please tell me you haven't lost your dog in my hotel.
I haven't lost him.
We're playing hide and seek and he's winning.
Oh and he's really good.
Marco!
Poyo.
First of all, that's not hide-and-seek. Secondly, you don't answer yourself.
And thirdly, it's Polo.
Find that dog and remove him from the premises or I will remove both of you permanently.
Poyo??!
Oh and on Mumsy's side,I had a great- great uncle whose human was the duke of Windsor.
He may be a windsor but you are a losor.
They're in love.I smell puppies!
Whatever you smell, I'm not cleaning it up.
Hiya, toots.
Scamp!
Gee, I been sniffin' all over for ya.
Who's the stiff?
Patrick, how dare you let a dog in here?
My bad.
Scamp! What are you doing?
Come on puffball, take a walk on the wild side.Without a leash.
See ya 'round, loser.
Ivana! Come back!
Scamp!
Here check.
Yes,sir.
Ohh! Oh, yeah! Here we go!
Ohh!
Pasta?
That is so...unlike you.
Hey,what happened to that cute little mole of yours?
Right here,see?
That's meat sauce!
You are not my Codykins!
I don't like to be fooled,Zack.
I'm sorry it's just that...
I know what's going on!
You do?
Of course.
You want me for yourself.
Whoa there, girl!
I coughed on your food! I pulled a noodle out of my nose.
And strangely, I loved it.And you.
But you love Cody!
I did but let's face it, you're exciting and-and unpredictable.
You're my little rebel.
Agnes likes.
But...
Shhh,don't speak.
Your eyes speak for you.
I wish they'd shut up.
Open! Open! Open!
I'd like you to know that, unlike you, I'm not enjoying your pain.
Oh, hi Agnes.
Very funny but that won't work.
Hi, Zack.
Ok, now I'm enjoying it.
Since when is your locker next to mine?
Since I switched with Talia Mendench.
Thanks, Talia.
So you two will be seeing a lot of each other.
Yes. And when Zack isn't here, he's still here.
Welcome to planet 'whoo'!
Ah and if you like that, wait till you see the picture of what our baby's going to look like.
Where'd he go?
Nothing you can do will make me tell.
5 Bucks.
Soccer practice.
Great.
London, our dogs are missing.I've handed out 300 fliers and you're on the phone?
I don't need fliers. I just rented a blimp.
In 30 minutes, Ivana's picture will be hovering over all of Boston.
What about Scamp?
Get your own blimp.
Anyway, this is all your fault.
My fault?!
You shouldn't forced Ivana to date that Lord...cuckoo of kumquat when she obviously liked my Scamp.
She doesn't know what she likes! She's just a child. And now I may never see her again.
And I may never see Scampers again.
Oh,I just miss Ivana so much.
I can almost smell her favorite food, steak tartar with chocolaty caviar.
And I can smell Scamp's favorite food,pizza with kibble.
Esteban!
What's on the tray?
The cover. Bye bye.
Wait!
Please! Leave the doggies be!
Where are they?
They're in love.
Do not separate them because they come from different worlds.
I'll be having you with extra kibble if you don't take us to those dogs,right now.
Zack.Chill.I mean,we're on the 23rd floor. What's Agnes gonna do, fly in our window?
Aaaah!
Man! She is good!
Let's cut the ropes!
Don't be ridiculous,she might fall and hurt somebody.
That's a risk I'm willin' to take.
No,there has to be a smarter way to get rid of her.
Great,you think and I'll look for some scissors.
Mr. Ambassador, I'm sure you'll be very comfortable in our imperial suite.
It has 4 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms and 2 dogs making kissing face on the couch?!
Hey, do we walk in on you when you're...Ok, we do.
- Ivana! - Ohh!
- Scamper! - Ohh!
Mr. Ambassador, please forgive me!
I am so sorry,doggies. They made me tell.
Poor Ivana,did that big mean mutt hurt you?
I want these dogs out of here immediately.
- Ohh! - Ohh!
Ivana has never growled at me before!
What's gotten into you?
I told you. They are in love.
And if you loved your children, you would not come between them.
He's right.We shouldn't let our personal prejudices stand in their way.
Prejudice,smedjudice.With Lord Corcoran, Ivana's puppies would be champions.
Oh but Miss London,look at them.
They are such a beautiful couple.
Oh,she does look happy.
And if she's happy,aren't you happy?
Yeah.Mommy is happy.
I don't know about you but I am hearing wedding bells.
Well, this ought to bring mommy down. Now we're in-laws!
NOOOO...!!!
She's coming!
Are you ready for plan "get rid of Agnes"?
I was ready the second I met her.
It's time for the stalker to become the stalkee.
Come in, sweetie.
Hi, Zackie.
Hi, Aggie.
Thanks for inviting me over.
You know,this is much easier than scaling the side of the building.
Although you did look beautiful with those pigeons in your hair.
I did, didn't I?
Yes.You did.
Step away from my woman!
Cody?
She's not your woman! She's mine!
She was mine first!
Guys, guys! Please!
You know, I've never had 2 boys fighting over me before.
Agnes likes.
Ignore him.
Look what I've made you, my beloved.
These are our children, Zack junior and Agnes junior.
I made them out of peanut butter and jelly.
That is so sweet.
Oh and this is our dog, Zagnes!
Wrong!Our children will be Agnes Jr. and Cody Jr.And our dogs name's Agnody!
Right, honey bear?
She's not your honey bear,she's my sugar muffin!
Tell him you're mine, cutie patootie!
No one tells my rosie posie what to do!
Aah! That popping noise you hear?
Yeah, that's my shoulder.
I'm sorry,let me rub it for you sweetie tweetie.
No one touches my lovey bunny but me!
Oh yeah?!
Yeah!
Guys! Guys! Stop it!
I-I can't stand this!
What's come over you two?
You're right.We're behaving disgracefully.
We wouldn't blame you if you walked right out and never spoke to us again.
Yeah,we're so disgusting, you might want to move out of state.
Here, let me get the door for you.
Unless you prefer the window.
Wait a minute.
Are you two trying to get rid of me?
Well...
YES!
We're trying to show you how annoying it is to have someone who won't leave you alone.
Oh.I see.I didn't realize I was being such a bother.
Agnes, what Zack is trying to say is, you come on a little too strong.
No, what Zack is trying to say is,leave.
The point,is you can't force someone to like you.It takes time for a friendship to grow.
You mean, if I hadn't pushed so hard you would have liked me?
It's, possible.
Thanks for being honest with me,Cody. You're really a nice guy.
So I've been told.
And that's why,I'll wait for you.
So you just go out there and you sow your wild oats.
And then,when you're ready,I'll be right out there on that scaffolding.
Bye Codykins.
I did it again, didn't I?
Yeap.
Why,oh,why was I cursed with this incredibly kind and gentle nature?
You gotta stop bein' such a pushover!
Ok.
Now, go do my homework like you promised.
Ok.
But you're only getting a 'B'.
Yes! My first "B"!
I'm going to name my puppy, Maria Consuelo Margarita Francesca del Cielo.
I think we'll name this one Scruffy.
You call those names?
Prince Percival Persimmon DuLac.
Now,that's name.
Sure,if you want him to get beat up at the dog park.
What part of "no dogs in the lobby" don't you understand?
Now, whoever's father does not own this hotel is fired.
Oh, look at that wittle facey!
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